Always check for snakes before using the can. One great way to get revenge on the spawn of the robocaller. Finally an answer for the crazy cat lady. The Self aware lawnmower.
John Ford Podcast Evening Rancor 37


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Always check for snakes before using the can. One great way to get revenge on the spawn of the robocaller. Finally an answer for the crazy cat lady. The Self aware lawnmower.

Hell freezes over. In DC the Straw Police are coming for your sippy cups. Howard Schultz says the Democrats need to cut back on their caffeine and whatever you do, don’t say anything that might offend the terrorists.



The Shutdown caved, Venezuela heads to the UN, Canada apologizes for being number one, russian roulette on the big muddy and trans japan.

Roger Stone gets busted. Could Venezuela become Panama Electric Boogaloo V2. Japan’s supreme court gets all transy. Bono says capitalism is a wild beast and something fishy in Canada.

The great Gillette manly razor controversy. Forget the answer to life the universe and everything, the real puzzle of existence revolves around the mystery of the great hot dog to bun ratio imbalance.

The Gov shutdown breaks records with lawyers, guns and money. Trump and the Ruskies. Mecca’s crawling with critters. Bird Box teen crashes car. Is your female sig-other hear ignoring you? Maybe she’s got reverse-slope hearing loss.

Trump heads to Taco Bell, uh the border. Rumors on RBG’s replacement. Beto gets a swish, Bezo gets a new dish, CES sex toys and an IOT automatic clothes mildew machine.

You may already belong to a cult and not even know it. The most obvious radio format of the week, for a lower demo male talk format. Chicken tenders on the freeway and tales from ’70s drug smuggling in South Florida.