Hell freezes over. In DC the Straw Police are coming for your sippy cups. Howard Schultz says the Democrats need to cut back on their caffeine and whatever you do, don’t say anything that might offend the terrorists.
It’s so cold in Chicago they’re lighting the RailRoad tracks on fire and arrestin’ Disney characters in Illinois. The Venezuela rumorupdate. Apple has a bad day. Transportin’ laundry detergent, that’s an arrestin’ in Florida.
The Gov shutdown breaks records with lawyers, guns and money. Trump and the Ruskies. Mecca’s crawling with critters. Bird Box teen crashes car. Is your female sig-other hear ignoring you? Maybe she’s got reverse-slope hearing loss.
You may already belong to a cult and not even know it. The most obvious radio format of the week, for a lower demo male talk format. Chicken tenders on the freeway and tales from ’70s drug smuggling in South Florida.