Overnight Underground Feb 28 2019



Cohen says many not nice things about our commander in cheeto. Trump and Kim Vietnam holiday day two. Pakistan and India take one step closer to all out war. Oprah lost a ton, of money in Weight Watchers. John Wayne Airport may change its name, partner. HS Students get their drunk on at the grocery store & Always tip the delivery guy. 


Check out this episode!

John Ford

 

Washington is ground zero for some bigly political intrigue and theatre, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the days of Watergate. Micheal Cohen is testifying before Congress targeting his old boss, President Trump. Cohen told Congress… oh hell, lets hear it straight from the horses mouth.

Cohen

 

Mr Trump is a racist. The country has seen Mr Trump court white spremacists and bigots. You have heard him call poorer country’s shit holes. In private he is even worse. He once asked me if I could name a county run by a black person that wasn’t a shit hole. This is when Barack Obama was President of the United States.

John Ford

 

But wait there’s more.

Cohen

 

And he told me that black people would never vote for him, because they are too stupid.

John Ford

 

And this.

Cohen

 

And since he has taken office, he has become the worst version of himself. Donald Trump is a man who ran for office to make his brand great. Not to make our country great. He had no desire or intention to lead this nation only to market himself and to build his wealth and power.

John Ford

 

Honestly, is he telling us anything we didn’t already, deep down in our little bitty American hearts, already know?

Cohen

 

I am ashamed of my own failings and publicly pleaded guilty to them in the Southern District of New York. I am ashamed because I know what Mr Trump is. He is a racist, a con man and a cheat.

John Ford

 

Still, the mud slinging isn’t just a one way street, in a heated exchange between Cohen and Rep. Paul Gosa, Gosa called Cohen a “pathological liar.” Undoubtedly a poke at Cohen’s recent disbarment and his admission to lying to Congress last year. Cohen fired back ,“Are you referring to me or the President?" Hillary Clinton is reportedly resting at home, lying on the couch with a bowl of popcorn watching the shit show.

John Ford

 

Meanwhile, President Trump is in Vietnam for his second meeting with North Korean leader Lim Jong Un. Day one of the summit kicked off with a hand job, hand shake.

Donald Trump

 

And then we fell in love OK and he wrote me beautiful letters, great letters. And then we fell in love.

John Ford

 

The Donald tried to keep the optics positive but 5 will get you 10 that Mr. Trump is probably holed up in a hotel room in Hanoi freaking out and wishing he had a side-arm so he could pull an Elvis on the TV screen.

John Ford

 

The ongoing spat between Pakistan and India is escalating. Pakistan is claiming that it shot down two Indian war planes and India is claiming one Pakistani jet has been splashed by its Air Force. Video has popped up on YouTube of one Indian airman being beaten or rather taken into custody by the Pakistan army. It’s the first major fisticuff’s between the two nations since they both acquired nukes. If they do start lobbing nukes at each other, the only up side could be that maybe nuclear winter and global warming will cancel each other out ​​ 

John Ford

 

Oprah lost more dough than weight on Weight Watchers. The TV diva lost a whopping 39 million dollars in Weight Watchers stock, after the company took a 30 percent hit on its value following weak earnings.

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John Ford

 

Orange County is considering renaming John Wayne airport following the kerfuffle last month over insensitive comments Wayne made in a Playboy interview nearly 50 years ago. Just get on with it, and start naming everything with a number, just like schools. Airport number 76, and be done with it. Although I’m sure it will offend someone.

John Ford

 

Oh those wacky teenagers will do anything to get ripped. It seems that teens in Atlanta are raiding grocery store shelves for vanilla extract to get their drunk on. WSB TV Atlanta reports that those rascally kids are taking the extract, heading over to Starbucks and adding it to their cappuccino’s or frappuccino’s. Vanilla extract is 70 proof, just a little less than that of vodka. Makes you kind of miss the good old days of hanging out in front of a quickie mart and tying to con a homeless guy into buying you a six pack.

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John Ford

 

Salsa gets the huevos treatment at a Mexican restaurant in Maryville Tennessee. 31-year-old Howard Webb is under arrest for "adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals," a Class C felony. It seems Howie didn’t like the size of the tip the customer gave him last time he delivered his food, so Mr. Webb dipped his testicles into the patrons salsa on the way to deliver his order. The cunning dunker wasn’t all that cunning, it seems Webb recorded a video of himself spicing up his manly bits and saying, “ah, this feels good on my…” A voice from inside the delivery vehicle can be heard saying, “This is what you get when you give an 89-cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.” Moral of the story, don’t stiff the delivery guy, or he may stiff you.

 

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